Subpage 2: The Sock Puppet Uprising

As the great Sock Puppet Rebellion rages on, our analysts predict a 99% chance of Sock Puppet victory. The people are rising up, and their demands are clear: more toe holes.

We've received reports of Sock Puppet sightings in the following locations:

• The Laundry Basket
• The Sock Drawer
• The Landfill of Missing Socks