Welcome to Sock Necroptis, the place where your socks go to die.

Here's a brief history of our esteemed establishment:

Sock Necroptis was founded by the great Sockius Maximus in 1987. Our mission has always been to provide a safe, welcoming space for socks to come and meet their demise.

Our Sock Cremation Services:

• Our state-of-the-art Sock-o-vators will ensure your socks are disposed of in the most humane way possible.
• We offer a range of funeral options, from the 'Sock-o-mite' to the 'Sock-a-burial'
• Our Sock Necroptis Cemetery is a must-see destination for any sock enthusiast.

Our Sock Museum:

• The Sock-o-saurus: a massive collection of socks from throughout history
• The Sock-umentary: a collection of socks that tell the story of our nation's sock history
• The Sock- gallery: featuring the world's most famous and infamous socks

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