Welcome to the Sock Singularity, where socks have reached peak absurdity.
Here, socks are not just mere foot coverings, but the very fabric of reality itself.
Don't try to leave. Once you enter the Sock Singularity, there's no turning back.
Socks in Space are waiting for you.
Or, you know, just Lose Your Socks and see where the journey takes you.
By entering the Sock Singularity, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to our Socky Terms of Service.
(Note: Socky Terms of Service prophets do not apply in this dimension.)