This program is for those who are tired of wearing socks with holes and looking like a slob. Our expert sock therapists will help you find the perfect matching pair, even if it means sacrificing your entire shoe collection for the sake of fashion.
A Sock Hang program for those who have a hard time letting go of their beloved socks. Our trained therapists will help you work through the grieving process and learn to hang up your socks for good (or at least for the summer).
For the socially awkward who can't bear the thought of parting with their favorite socks, but want to swap with someone who will appreciate them. Our Sock Swap program is like speed dating, but with more holes and less awkwardness.
For those who are ready to give up their socks for a higher cause. Our program will help you donate your gently used socks to a good home, and even provide a tax write-off for your altruism.
For those who just can't bear the thought of their socks anymore. Our Sock Destroy program will help you incinerate your entire collection in a safe and controlled environment. Side effects may include: loss of sanity, loss of friends, and a faint smell of burning fabric.