We're experiencing a critical sock shortage in the land of Subpage 4. Our team of highly trained sock specialists are working around the clock to replenish stock and prevent further ankle exposure.
For the latest on our sockception crisis, visit Subpage 2: Sockception Hotline, where our expert sock counselors are standing by to offer advice on how to survive with only one sock left.
If you're in immediate need of a sock, you can try your luck at Subpage 1: Sock Lottery, where the odds are ever in your favor (just kidding).
We're working on a solution, but in the meantime, please be careful not to expose yourself to the harsh realities of socklessness. It's a real thing.