What is Sock Drawer Philosophy?
It is a state of being lost in the vast expanse of missing socks.
The existential dread of not knowing which ones have been eaten by the sock-eating monster.
But also the thrill of the hunt for the one matching sock, that elusive perfect pair.
It is a never-ending cycle of hope and despair, of loss and re-gain.
And so, we must ask ourselves, what does it mean to be a sock?
Is it just a piece of cloth, or is it so much more?