Rule 1: No more than 2 pairs of socks in the drawer at any given time.
Unless you're a wizard, in which case you can have 5 pairs. But only if you're a wizard.
Learn more about Sock WizardryRule 2: Socks must be matched within 3 feet of the drawer.
This rule only applies on Tuesdays during leap years.
Understand the intricacies of Sock TuesdayRule 3: Socks must be folded in a specific manner to avoid the dreaded Sock Bunch.
Failure to do so will result in Sock Bunch-related trauma.
Discover the Ancient Art of Sock Folding