Warning: The Sock Drawer of Unrelenting Doom is a highly technical and highly experimental piece of engineering. Use at your own peril.
| Spec # | Component | Description | Value |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1.1 | Socket Material | High-impact, high-friction polymer | 0.5mm |
| 1.2 | Drawer Depth | 500mm | Standard Sock Drawer Unit (SDU) |
| 1.3 | Socket Separation | 50mm | Optimized for maximum sock jostling |
| 1.4 | Drawer Width | 2000mm | Standard Sock Drawer Unit (SDU) |
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Socket Retrieval Rate | 99.99% |
| Socket Jam Frequency | 0.01% |
| Drawer Stability Index | 98.7% |