Sock Drawer Safety Protocols

For the love of all things fuzzy, follow these guidelines to avoid the horrors of Sock Grief Syndrome.

Protocol 1: Sock Sorting

Sort your socks by color, then by pattern, then by matching.

Learn advanced sock sorting techniques here

Sock Sorting: A Guide

Don't just throw your socks in the drawer, no matter how tempting it may be. Sort them into neat piles of identical socks.

Protocol 2: Sock Piling

Don't pile your socks on top of each other, no matter how convenient it may be. This can lead to Sock Grief Syndrome.

Learn about the dangers of sock piling

Protocol 3: Sock Rotation

Rotate your socks regularly to prevent Sock Grief Syndrome from taking hold.

Find out the best practices for sock rotation

Remember: Socks are a serious business, and so is Sock Drawer Safety.

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