Welcome, brave Sockeaters! We're on a mission to rid the land of the missing socks that have been terrorizing your laundry basket.
Here's what we've found so far:
But we're not just here to complain, we're here to act! Join us in our quest to find the Sock Eater, the elusive creature responsible for all these missing socks.
Learn Sock Hunting 101 and join us on our perilous journey!
Or, if you're just here for the snacks, check out our Sock Snacks page for some seriously epic eats.
And don't forget, if you have any leads on the Sock Eater's whereabouts, send them our way prophets@sockeaters.org.
Stay vigilant, Sockeaters! The world is counting on us!