We are the Sock Goblins of Sock Goblin Industries, masters of the dark art of Sock Whangling. Our expertise lies in the realm of:
Folding, stretching, and twisting socks into impossible shapes. We can fold a sock into a knot in under 3 seconds.
Folding ChampionshipsOur Sock Puppeteers are masters of the ancient art of bringing socks to life. We'll make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices.
Sock PuppeteersWe're not proud of it, but we have a... let's say, 'reputation' for swiping socks from the laundry room. It's for 'research purposes', we swear.
Sock ThievesOur CEO, Bob the Goblin King, has a Ph.D. in Sock Whangling from the University of Sockonia. We're the best in the business.
Our mission is to provide you with the most extreme, the most absurd, and the most ridiculous Sock Whangling experience in the world.