Article I, Section 1: Socks are the unsung heroes of the fashion world.
Article I, Section 2: We, the Sock People, shall never be ashamed to wear our socks in public.
Article II, Section 1: Socks shall be made from the finest materials: cotton, wool, and a pinch of magic.
Article III, Section 1: All Sock People shall have at least 17 pairs of socks in their drawer, no matter what.