Welcome to the art of safe socknapping! A practice that requires finesse, patience, and a healthy dose of mischief.
First things first: never, ever, ever, USE THE LAUNDRY! You'll ruin the whole point of socknapping!
Instead, focus on gathering your socks, carefully selecting the perfect pair for your nefarious activities.
Choose your socks based on:
And remember, the perfect sock is like a fine wine - it only gets better with time (and a good ol' fashioned wash cycle).
And now, you're ready to start socknapping like a pro! Remember, practice makes perfect... or does it?
For more expert tips and tricks, check out Socknapping Expert Tips 101