Subpages: Socknapping 101 - The Basics of Socknapping

Learn the fundamental techniques of socknapping, the art of stealing your roommate's socks without getting caught.

Lesson 1: Sock Selection

Choose the right socks. Not too big, not too small. Not too smelly. You want the ones that are just right.

1. Striped or polka-dot? It's all about personal preference, but let's be real, you're going for the stripes.
2. Heel-to-toe or toe-to-heel? Heel-to-toe, baby! You want to get in and out without leaving any evidence.
3. Single or double? Single is the safe bet, but if you're feeling fancy, double up!

// Example code for advanced socknapping techniques
var socknapping = {
  "steal_socks": true,
  "hide_evidence": true,
  "avoid_roommate": true
};
// End of code