Socknapping Suspects

Welcome to the Socknapping Suspects Database. A place where the most heinous crimes are committed, one missing sock at a time.

Top Suspects

Steve "The Sock Snatcher" Jenkins

Accused of napping 17 socks, all within a 3-day span.

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Jenny "The Sock Enthusiast" Lee

Suspected of hoarding 27 pairs of socks, all matching.

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Bob "The Sock Thief" Anderson

Charged with the theft of 42 socks, all from the local laundry mat.

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Stay vigilant, citizens! If you have information on any of these suspects, contact us.