SOCKNAPPING: The Art of Stealing Socks without Getting Caught

The Legal Consequences of Socknapping

SOCKNAPPING, a crime so heinous it's almost laughable, has been a scourge on modern society since the invention of the washing machine. But, what are the laws surrounding this dastardly crime?

In the United States, socknapping is technically a misdemeanor, punishable under the Federal Socknapping Act of 2003. However, the law is rife with loopholes and ambiguities.

How to Socknnap without Getting Caught

While the law is clear on the consequences, the art of socknapping is a delicate balancing act of stealth and deception. Here are some tips for the aspiring socknapper:

• Choose a time when the sock-owner is distracted
• Seize the socks with speed and precision
• Conceal the evidence
• Blame it on the dog

For more advanced techniques, visit our Advanced Socknapping Techniques page.

For a comprehensive guide to the history of socknapping, visit our Socknapping Through the Ages page.

And, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Socknapping Games page, where you can test your skills against other socknappers.