A bill passed into law by the Socknapping Coalition of the Americas, this act aims to provide protection to the victims of sock-related theft.
By providing a clear definition, list of punishable offenses, and stiff penalties for those who dare challenge our right to our socks, this act will bring justice to those whose socks have been stolen in the dark of night, or by the cunning of a foe.
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