Appendix B: Socknapping Laws and Regulations

Section 1: Sock Ownership and Identification

Article 1.1: All socks are required to be identified with a unique, scannable RFID tag.

• Section 1.2: Socks without RFID tags will be considered lost and confiscated by authorities.
• Section 1.3: Sock owners are responsible for registering their socks within 24 hours of purchase.

Section 2: Socknapping Prevention and Punishment

Article 2.1: Socknapping is defined as the unauthorized removal of a sock from its owner's laundry pile.

• Section 2.2: Socknappers will be subject to fines and imprisonment up to 5 years.
• Section 2.3: Repeat offenders will have their sock privileges revoked for a period of 1 year.

Appendix C: Socknapping Case Studies Appendix D: Socknapping Statistics