This legislation is a landmark piece of legislation that aims to protect the rights of all citizens who have had their socks stolen by mischievous entities in the dead of night.
It all started with the great sock heist of 2018, where a group of rogue entities made off with an estimated 10,000 pairs of socks. Since then, reports of socknapping have been on the rise, prompting the government to take action.
This act aims to provide protection for citizens whose socks have been stolen. It sets forth the following key provisions:
For those who wish to report a socknapping incident, please contact the Socknapping Hotline at Socknapping Hotline.
To protect yourself from socknapping, follow these tips:
Q: What is the difference between socknapping and regular napping?
A: Socknapping refers specifically to the theft of socks, whereas regular napping refers to the act of sleeping or dozing off.
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