Article 1: All Socknappers shall wear matching socks of the same color and design at all times. Failure to do so shall result in a fine of 1000 SockBucks.
Article 2: No Socknapper shall be allowed to hide in plain sight. All Socknappers shall be visible to the public at all times, unless in a designated safe zone.
Article 3: The Socknappers' Union shall be the sole authority on matters of Socknapping. All disputes shall be settled through a panel of 5 Socknapping experts.