Legislation: Socknapping Edition

Warning: Socknapping is a serious crime. Do not attempt to steal your neighbor's socks.

In the interest of public safety, the government has established the following penalties for Socknapping:

• First Offense: 500 hours of community service
• Second Offense: 1000 hours of community service
• Third Offense: 5 years in Socknapping Rehabilitation Center

See Socknapping Fines for more information

See Socknapping Law for the full text