From the front lines, where the brave ones go
Bobby Johnson single-handedly recovered 27 socks from the depths of the washing machine, setting a new record for Socknapping.
His trusty sidekick, a worn-out tennis shoe, helped him navigate the treacherous terrain of lint and missing matches.
Today, he's known as the Sock Whisperer of the Laundry Room.
Whispering Wendy single-handedly rescued 42 socks from the abyss of the dryer, using nothing but her cunning and a roll of duct tape.
Her legendary exploits inspired a generation of Socknappers to come.
King Sockius the Third, ruler of the Sock Kingdom, recovered an astonishing 57 socks from the dark depths of the washing machine, earning him the Golden Sock Award.
His kingdom still stands to this day, where the bravest Socknappers come to pay homage.