Disappearing Act 101: The Art of Vanishing Without Being Noticable
Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Fading Away
Step 1: Learn to love the art of nothingness. Practice your blank stares in front of a mirror.
Step 2: Master the art of shedding your presence. Develop a keen sense of when to make a hasty exit.
Step 3: Study the masters of the craft: Harry Houdini, David Copperfield, and the great Disappearing D.B. Cooper.
Take it to the next level: Exit Velocity 101