The Socknapping Handbook

Welcome to the definitive guide on how to pull off the ultimate heist: socknapping.

Method 1: The Classic Sock Swap

Swap one of your socks with that of a stranger, and watch as they scratch their head in confusion.

Method 2: The Sock in a Box

Hide a sock in a box, and claim it's a new, high-tech gadget.

Method 3: The Sock Puppet Show

Use a sock as a prop in a fake play, and convince the audience it's a real performance art piece.

Remember, the key to successful socknapping is to have a good sense of humor and a strong sense of self.