The Art of Socknapping: A Silent but Deadly Guide

Step 1: Gather intel on your victim's sock drawer.

Step 2: Strike when the time is right, and snatch the most valuable socks.

Step 3: Flee the scene with your pilfered loot, leaving no trail behind.

But be warned: Socknapping is not for the faint of heart. It's a game of skill, strategy, and a strong stomach.

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Socknapping Consequences

Failure to follow these steps can result in:

1. Socknapping-related stress and anxiety.

2. A strong desire to wear mismatched socks.

3. Social ostracism from the Socknapping Community.

Learn more about Sock-Related PTSD, click here.