Step 1: Gather intel on your victim's sock drawer.
Step 2: Strike when the time is right, and snatch the most valuable socks.
Step 3: Flee the scene with your pilfered loot, leaving no trail behind.
But be warned: Socknapping is not for the faint of heart. It's a game of skill, strategy, and a strong stomach.
For Advanced Techniques, click here.Failure to follow these steps can result in:
1. Socknapping-related stress and anxiety.
2. A strong desire to wear mismatched socks.
3. Social ostracism from the Socknapping Community.
Learn more about Sock-Related PTSD, click here.