For those of you who are still learning the ways of the ancient art of Sock Whispering, welcome! In this section, we'll cover the most effective, yet subtle, techniques to get what you want from your socks.
Also known as 'The Loud Whisper', this method involves speaking to the sock at an ear-shattering decibel. This will make the sock listen, but be warned: it may also summon the wrath of your roommate.
Using a gentle rocking motion, sway the sock back and forth while whispering sweet nothings into its ear. This method requires great patience and finesse, but the results are worth it.
This involves speaking directly into the sock's earpiece, using a special dialect that only the sock can understand. Don't worry, it's not as weird as it sounds.