Step 1: Gather an abundance of mismatched socks. A minimum of 5 is recommended.
Step 2: Place the socks in a hidden, unassuming location. The laundry basket is a popular choice.
Step 3: Utilize the socks to create a complex web of deceit. Misplace the sock with the hole in it, then feign surprise when the other sock goes missing.
Example: "Oh no, I had no idea that sock was missing! I thought it was just a minor anomaly in the fabric."
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