Socknapping 101: Sock Inflation through Misdirection

Part 2: The Sock Puppeteer's Handbook

By now, you've mastered the art of socknapping. But to truly become a master sock puppeteer, you must learn the dark art of sock inflation through misdirection.

Hyperinflation of socks is a real thing, folks. It's like a ponzi scheme, but with more elastic fibers and fewer lawsuits.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Step 1: Create a Sock Ponzi Scheme
2. Step 2: Use Sock Gnomes to Launder Your Socks
3. Step 3: Create a Sock-based Economy

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