Step 1: Create a Sock-Sized Distraction
Place a small, tantalizing object on your laundry line, like a single, shiny penny. As the wind blows, your socks will be drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
By manipulating the fabric of reality, we've created an epidemic of missing socks. But fear not, dear reader, for we have a plan to reclaim your missing footwear.
Place a small, tantalizing object on your laundry line, like a single, shiny penny. As the wind blows, your socks will be drawn to it like a moth to a flame.