Socknapping Through Misdirection

By manipulating the fabric of reality, we've created an epidemic of missing socks. But fear not, dear reader, for we have a plan to reclaim your missing footwear.

Step 1: Create a Sock-Sized Distraction

Place a small, tantalizing object on your laundry line, like a single, shiny penny. As the wind blows, your socks will be drawn to it like a moth to a flame.

Next Step: Sock-Inflation Through Misdirection