Step 1: Wait for your significant other to leave their dirty socks on the floor.
Step 2: Pretend to be oblivious, while secretly gazing longingly at the offending article.
Step 3: Strike with lightning-fast speed and precision, snatching the sock with an air of nonchalance.
Learn more advanced socknapping techniques.
This involves using a trusted confidant, such as a sibling or best friend, to do the dirty work for you.
This is a great option if you're short on time or lack the necessary finesse for solo socknapping.
Read about the benefits and drawbacks of this approach.
Swap a clean sock from your own collection with the dirty sock, thus maintaining the illusion of cleanliness.
This is a delicate dance of deception, requiring great skill and cunning.