Here at the Socknapping Society, we're dedicated to the art of stealing socks. Yes, you read that right. Socks. We've got the best socknappers in the world, and we're here to help you join our ranks.
To rid your feet of the pesky sock that's been clinging to it for far too long. To free them from the prison of being paired. To bring balance and order to the sock drawer.
The Societal Impact of Socknapping
Membership has its perks. Free Socknapping lessons, Socknapping gear, and access to our exclusive Socknapping forums.
