Socknapping: The Dark Art of Discreet Sock Removal

Warning: Socknapping is a serious business. Do not attempt to practice this art without proper training and equipment.

Our guild of Socknappers has been perfecting the art of stealthy sock retrieval for centuries. Our methods have been honed to perfection, and our results are always... enlightening.

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For the uninitiated, Socknapping is the art of removing a sock from a person's foot without them noticing. It's a delicate balance of misdirection, misdirection, and a pinch of luck.