Socknapping: A Code of Conduct

Section 1: The Socknapping Manifesto

As a member of the Socknapping community, you are expected to uphold the highest standards of sock etiquette.

Section 2: The Socknapping Oath

"I, [Name], swear to never steal another's socks, nor will I tolerate the theft of mine."

Section 3: Sock Ownership Disputes

In the event of a sock dispute, the following protocol shall be followed:

A thorough search of the laundry hamper shall be conducted.
If the sock is not in the hamper, a thorough search of the premises shall be conducted.
If the sock is still not found, a thorough search of the neighbor's premises shall be conducted.

A panel of esteemed experts shall review all claims of socknapping and render a verdict.

It's a delicate art, really. A well-placed sock in a strategic location can make all the difference.

Switching socks is a serious business. Do it right, or risk being caught.

Join the ranks of the Socknapping community and share your expertise with like-minded individuals.