Socknapping 101: The Art of Stealing Socks

Welcome, young apprentice, to the world of Socknapping. This ancient art form is often misunderstood, but with our expert guidance, you'll learn the ways of the missing sock.

Socknapping is not just about stealing a single sock; it's about mastering the art of deception, subterfuge, and cunning. It's a delicate dance of misdirection and misplacement.

Our course covers the basics: Socknapping history, Socknapping techniques, and Socknapping morality. You'll learn how to navigate the complex world of laundry rooms, how to use the latest in Socknapping technology, and how to justify your actions to your Significant Other.