SOCKNAPPING: THE ART OF STEALING SOCKS FROM YOUR NEIGHBORS' WASHING LINES AND SELLING THEM FOR PROFIT ON THE BLACK MARKET.
It all started with the great sock drought of 2018. The world was in shambles, and people were desperate for clean socks. Enter our hero, Jack "The Sock King" Smith, who saw an opportunity in the chaos.
The Great Sock HeistMeet Jane, a skilled socknapper who has made a career out of swiping socks from unsuspecting neighbors and selling them online for a profit.
Her secret to success? A combination of stealth, cunning, and an uncanny ability to blend in with her surroundings (literally, she has a closet full of identical-looking socks).
Sock Blending TechniquesAs the socknapping industry grew, so did the controversy. Some argued that it was theft, plain and simple. But our heroes argued that it was a legitimate business venture, with a fair market value for every sock.
We present to you, the socknapping manifesto: a treatise on the ethics of socknapping.
The Socknapping Manifesto