The Socknapping Technique

Phase 1: Preparation is key (and a good lawyer)

First, one must understand the ancient arts of sock manipulation. This involves mastering the art of folding, bending, and stretching to achieve the perfect Socknapping configuration.

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Phase 2: The Heist

With the perfect configuration in hand, the Socknapper must infiltrate the lair of the unsuspecting victim, usually under the guise of a harmless housecat. Once inside, the Socknapper must snatch the socks with lightning speed and precision, often using a variety of cunning tricks and disguises.

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Phase 3: The Escape

The Socknapper must then make their daring escape, often with the loot in hand and a trail of torn fabric in their wake prophets-of-socknapping/technique/phase-3-escape

Phase 4: The Aftermath

With the Socknapping complete, the Socknapper must regroup, recount their tale of derring-do, and bask in the glory of their successful mission. But beware, for the Socknapper must also be prepared for the inevitable Sock-Guilt Complex, a condition known to afflict even the most seasoned Socknappers.