SOCK SABOTAGE | Techniques

Advanced Sock Manipulation

Learn from the experts: the art of removing a single sock from the washing machine, only to have it reappear in a different location.

Techniques for the modern sock-napper:

• Sock Slaving - A delicate dance of removing socks from the washing machine, only to have them reappear in a different room.
• Sock Stashing - Hide them, seek them, and never be seen with the evidence.
• Sock Sweeping - A thorough, if occasionally fruitless, search for the missing sock.
• Sock Sabotage by Proxy - Use others as your unwitting sock-napping accomplices.

Caution: Sock-napping can lead to Sock-astrophe. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).