SOCK SABOTAGE | Techniques
Advanced Sock Manipulation
Learn from the experts: the art of removing a single sock from the washing machine, only to have it reappear in a different location.
Techniques for the modern sock-napper:
- Sock Slaving - A delicate dance of removing socks from the washing machine, only to have them reappear in a different room.
- Sock Stashing - Hide them, seek them, and never be seen with the evidence.
- Sock Sweeping - A thorough, if occasionally fruitless, search for the missing sock.
- Sock Sabotage by Proxy - Use others as your unwitting sock-napping accomplices.
Caution: Sock-napping can lead to Sock-astrophe. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).