Warning: The Socko-Boogie may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and irreversible loss of productivity.
Master the ancient art of Socko-Boogie: a dance so mesmerizing, it'll make the world stop and stare.
View our Socko-Boogie Advanced Techniques page to learn the secrets of the Socko-Boogie masters.
But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back.