Welcome to Sock Eater Technologies, where the art of sock destruction is a science.

Our team of expert Sock Engineers have developed the most advanced Sock-Eating machines in the world, capable of devouring even the most stubborn of socks.

But that's not all - our Sock-Eaters are also equipped with built-in Sock-O-Meter, which measures the exact amount of angst and frustration caused by lost socks.