Sockomatic Upgrade Specifications
Welcome to the most epic upgrade in Sock History!
Version 2.0: The Sockomatic Upgrade - A Journey to the Center of the Sock Drawer
**New Features:**
- Auto-arranging Sock Pairs: Because who needs human intervention?
- Self-correcting Sock Snagging: Because nobody likes a good snag!
- Intelligent Sock Sizing: Because nobody wants to be that guy with the 3 sizes of 6
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**Upgraded Sockomatic Models:**
- Pro Sockomatic 9000: For the discerning sock connoisseur
- Pro Sockomatic 9001: For the thrill-seeking sock enthusiast
**Get your Sockomatic Upgrade Today!**
Learn more about Pro Sockomatic 9000
Learn more about Pro Sockomatic 9001
**Side Effects: May Cause:**
- Increased Sock Organization
- Reduced Sock Stress
- Mildly Improved Sock Game
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