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Upgrade Sockomatic 9000

Welcome, Socko enthusiast! You've reached the pinnacle of Sockomatic evolution. Upgrading now...

Current Sockomatic Version: 9000

Upgrade Benefits:

Double Sock Retention Rate
Increased Sock Elasticity (up to 300% more stretch)
Better Sock Odor Resistance (up to 99.9% effective)

Upgrades available for:

Sock Prototypes
Sock Optimizations
Sock Surge Protection

Disclaimer: Upgrades void any and all warranties. Use at your own risk. Sockomatic 9000 and its affiliates are not responsible for any and all sock-related catastrophes.