Sock Pairing 101: The Art of Sock Coordination

Step 1: The Basics

Start by gathering all your socks, both lone and paired.

You'll need:

• At least 10 socks
• A willingness to get weird

Step 2: Sort and Purge

Sort your socks by color, texture, and pattern.

Purge the ones that are worn out or have the holey monster in them.

Step 3: The Sock Sorting Matrix

This is where things get real.

Use a spreadsheet to create a matrix of sock combinations.

Try to find the perfect pair, but be prepared to get lost in a sea of singles.

Step 4: The Sock Paring Algorithm

This is where math comes in.

Use a complex system of equations to determine the optimal sock pairing.

You may need a calculator.

Step 5: The Human Sock

This is where things get weird.

Pair your socks with your favorite human.

It's like a sock-themed speed dating service.

Disclaimer

This site is for entertainment purposes only.

We're not actually experts in sock pairing.

But we're trying.