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The Sockpatriot Rebuttal Response: because someone had to do it.
Take it up a notch: Rebuttal Response 2.0 Or, take it up another notch: Rebuttal Response 3.0 But don't get too carried away with the rebuttals: Rebuttal Response 4.0 Or, just stop: Rebuttal Response 5.0