sockpocalypse Statistics

According to our completely-not-at-all-scientific methods, the Sockpocalypse has reached critical mass. Our team of expert sock-ologists (patent pending) have detected a 99.9% increase in single sock disappearance since last Thursday.

Statistics by Sock Type:

• Argyle Socks: 87.4% missing
• Striped Socks: 92.1% gone rogue
• Christmas Socks: 99.9% vanished into thin air

Causes of the Sockpocalypse:

• Excessive washing
• Over-reliance on matching sock pairs
• Alien abduction