It started with a missing match. A single, lone sock in the wash. No mate to be found, its sole (pun intended) purpose in life gone, it simply ceased to exist. And so it began.
Now, the world is in chaos. Socks are disappearing left and right. The fabric of society is unraveling. We're not just talking about a minor annoyance, folks. This is the Sockpocalypse.
But fear not! For in the face of this calamity, we at Sockpocalypse HQ have established a Sock-Response Team, dedicated to tracking down those missing socks and reuniting them with their mates.
Join us in our mission to save the world, one sock at a time.
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