Reports are flooding in of socks vanishing without explanation. It's as if they're being sucked into a parallel dimension.
Experts warn of a possible Socknado, a phenomenon where socks get sucked into a swirling vortex of lint and fabric softener.
Stay safe, stay vigilant, andæk hold onto your socks tightly.
For more information, visit /subpages/lostsocks/socknado/socks-in-orbit
Or, if you're feeling brave, join the Sock Hunters Guild