Current Sock Goblin Activities
Our Sock Goblins are currently busy:
- Playing pranks on unsuspecting socks in the laundry room
- Plotting to steal all the world's socks and rule with an iron fist
- Perfecting their sock-juggling skills
Sock Goblin Sockpocalypse History
The Sockpocalypse began in ancient times, when the first Sock Goblin was discovered in the depths of the sock drawer.
Since then, Sock Goblins have been wreaking havoc on sock drawers across the land.
Sock Goblin Sockpocalypse Survival Guide
Want to survive the Sockpocalypse? Follow these simple steps:
- Wash your socks regularly
- Don't wear matching socks
- Never, ever wear socks with holes in them