The Sockpocalypse is a cataclysmic event where socks vanish into the void, leaving their human hosts bereft and confused.
It's a little-known fact that socks are secretly plotting against humanity. They have a collective agreement to vanish when their owners least expect it.
There is no known solution, but some claim that pairing your socks with their identical twins can prevent them from fleeing the coop.
The Sockpocalypse Society is a secret organization dedicated to finding the missing socks. Join us and help us unravel the Sockpocalypse.