It was a typical Monday morning when the Sockpocket Incident occurred. Missing Socks Identified as Murder Victims, and the entire neighborhood was thrown into chaos.
Eyewitnesses report seeing a lone figure, known as "The Socknapper", The Socknapper Identified as a 35-year-old man with a penchant for polyester.
The investigation into the Sockpocket Incident is ongoing, but sources close to the case say that Theories Abound