SOCK SOCKERY: The Ultimate Guide to Sock Science

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Sock Classification System

Classification Characteristics
Sock of the Ancients Fuzzy, hole-y, and utterly bewildering
Sock of the Modern Era Bland, boring, and utterly disposable
Sock of the Future Self-healing, odor-repelling, and sentient

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